Mock Steak Food

MOCK SWISS STEAK

Steps:

• Spray a large skillet with cooking spray.
• On medium-high heat, brown the steak on both sides.
• If you like onions, add them to the skillet and sauté them until they are translucent.
• Dump the entire bottle of Catalina, Russian or French salad dressing over the steak.
• Pour 1 cup of water and a dash (or two) of Worcestershire sauce over the dressing and stir until the liquids are blended.
• Turn down the heat and simmer until the steak is done according to your taste. I generally cook thinner cuts of meat about 15 minutes and thicker cuts up to 30 minutes.

STEAK MOCK FRITES

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 450. Set a large pot filled with salted water on the stove. Add potatoes, turn heat to high and cook, gently boiling, until they are softened, approximately 15 minutes. Drain potatoes, and dry them well.
• Grease a sheet pan with half the oil, and put the potatoes on the pan. Using a potato masher or the bottom of a heavy glass, gently smash each potato, pressing it down to a thickness of less than an inch. Drizzle the rest of the oil over the smashed potatoes, place on top rack in the oven and allow to roast until the exteriors are golden and crunchy, approximately 20 to 25 minutes. Add salt to taste.
• Make the maître d'hôtel butter. Put the butter on a cutting board and, using a fork, cut the other ingredients into it until the butter is creamy and smooth. Scrape the butter together with a chef's knife, and form it into a rough log. If making it ahead of time, you can roll it tight in a sheet of plastic wrap and refrigerate until ready to use.
• As the potatoes finish crisping, make the steaks. Set a heavy-bottomed skillet - or 2 if your steaks are large and you are cooking them in 4 pieces - over high heat, and let it sit for a few minutes. Shower the steaks with an aggressive amount of salt and pepper. Add the oil to the pan, and shake to distribute. It will almost immediately begin to smoke. Place the steaks in the pan, and allow to sear, unattended, for 4 minutes, until they have developed a serious crust. Turn the steaks over, and cook for an additional 3 to 6 minutes for medium-rare. Remove steaks to a warm platter to rest. Top each steak with a tablespoon of the butter.
• Remove the potatoes from the oven, and season them with salt and a grind of pepper. Place 2 or 3 crunchy potatoes on each plate, then nestle a steak up beside them. Top each steak with pats of the remaining butter.

MOCK BEEF TENDERLOIN

Steps:

• Rinse beef shoulder to remove any unwanted residue, pat dry with paper toweling, and place on a utility platter. In a small bowl, make the rub for the beef by combining Smokey Rotisserie Seasoning and Garlic Pepper. Rub the seasonings into all surfaces of the beef, cover with a sheet of plastic wrap and set aside for at least 30 minutes and up to 2 hours at room temperature. (The seasonings will actually begin to "cure" the meat.)
• Preheat oven to 425 degrees F.
• In an ovenproof skillet heat 1 tablespoon of the oil over high heat, and sear all sides of beef. Cover pan (with lid or foil) and transfer to oven to finish cooking, bringing to an internal temperature of 115 degrees F on an instant-read thermometer, about 30 minutes.
• While the beef is in the oven, heat remaining oil over medium-high heat and cook the onions until they are translucent. Add the mushrooms and cook until they soften and begin to give up their juices. Season, to taste, with salt and pepper.
• Remove beef from oven and let rest to carryover cook to an internal temperature of 132 degrees F for medium-rare, about 10 to 15 minutes.
• Slice beef into steaks, and transfer to serving dish. Top with onion and mushrooms.

MOCK STEAK

Steps:

• 1. In bowl, mix all ingredients except soup. Chill for 1 hour or overnight. Form flat patties about 3 inches in diameter or a little oblong. Put patties in 9x13 baking dish and cover with soup. Bake in pre-heated oven 350 for 50 minutes until bubbly.
• 2. Add fresh mushrooms if you desire into the soup before pouring on meat.

MOCK FILETS

Steps:

• Preheat your oven's broiler.
• In a medium bowl, mix ground beef and bread crumbs. Add eggs, onion, salt and pepper; mix well. Shape into 6 thick patties. Wrap bacon around the outside rim of each patty, and secure with a toothpick or kitchen string.
• Place on rack in broiler pan or casserole dish and broil 5 inches from heat source for 10 minutes. Take out of oven and turn patties over.
• Mix ketchup, brown sugar and mustard in small bowl. Spoon over patties, and return to broil for 5 minutes longer or until meat is firm, and no longer pink in the center.

MOCK CHICKEN FRIED STEAK

Steps:

• mix beef onion powder parsely chili powder if you want eggs and 1 cup of the cracker crumbs
• mix well.
• divide mixture into 8 balls
• sprinkle rest of cracker crumbs on board
• put pattties on these and roll out thin
• be sure each side is well coated with crumbs
• put on wax paper and chill 30 minutes or may be frozen brown on both sides then put in oven to keep hot.

MOCK CHICKEN FRIED STEAK WITH MILK GRAVY

Steps:

• Mix 2 cups flour with salt and pepper.
• Shape ground beef into four thin patties.
• Dip patties into flour, then beaten egg, then flour again.
• Put shortening, oil or lard into a heavy skillet over medium high heat.
• When a little flour sprinkled into skillet begins to sizzle, add patties.
• Cook for about 5 minutes per side.
• Remove and drain on paper towels.
• To make gravy:.
• Remove all but four tablespoons of fat from skillet.
• Stir in 4 tablespoons of dredging flour and 1/4 teaspoon salt.
• Stir, scraping up browned bits, for about one minute till light brown.
• Whisk in milk gradually.
• Whisk until thick and bubbly.
• Remove from heat.
• Add 1/2 teaspoon black pepper or to taste.
• Stir well.

MOCK DUCK (OR BEEF ROULAND)

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 350°F.
• Pound out steaks between plastic wrap. On a flat surface arrange 5 pieces of 24-inch cooking string parallel to each other about 2 inches apart. On top of the string, arrange the steak into a 12x16-inch sheet, or as well as you can create a rectangle without holes, try to overlap the steaks by no more than 1 inch.
• Cover sheet of steak with about 1/22-inch of stuffing.
• Roll steak as for a jelly roll, and tie with the string which is already under the roll, starting with the ends (so the stuffing does not squish out one end). Finally truss the roll lengthwise. At this time it should look like a steak cocoon.
• Brown the steak in oil in a frying pan.
• Transfer the roll to an oven-proof dish with a lid, pour consommé or tomato soup around the steak and cover. Baste during baking. Add additional water as needed to keep about an inch of liquid in the bottom. Bake 2 hours or until internal temp is 160°F.
• Serve with mashed potatoes and veggies.

MOCK SWISS STEAK

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 325.
• Form beef into 4 large round patties. (It's fine to use frozen.).
• Heat oil in a Dutch oven on top of the stove.
• Brown the patties on both sides and then remove from the pan. You may need to do this in two batches.
• Add the onion and cook about 5 minute.
• Add the garlic and thyme and cook another minute.
• Add the tomato paste and flour and cook another minute.
• Stir in the canned tomatoes, chicken broth and parsley and bring to a boil.
• Put the browned beef patties back into the pan and cover.
• Put in the oven and bake until beef is cooked through. This will be about 2 hours for fresh hamburger or 3-4 hours if it was frozen.