Butterball Injection Marinade For Turkey Food

BUTTER-INJECTED TURKEY

Steps:

• Prepare Turkey:
• Preheat oven to 500°F.
• Melt the butter.
• Use a hypodermic needle or baster-injector to inject the butter into the turkey. Or stuff solid butter under turkey skin.
• Place thyme in turkey cavity, lightly salt and pepper the bird inside and out.
• When temperature reaches 500°F, put turkey in the oven. Let cook for 20 minutes or until the exterior is crisp, but not golden brown. Reduce heat to 375°F. Let bird roast until finished. You should have a crispy, golden brown turkey with very, very tender, buttery meat.
• Prepare Dressing:
• Render bacon. Reserve fat.
• Add garlic and onion to bacon fat and saute. Add salt and pepper to taste.
• Sauté onions until translucent.
• Add stock. Reduce slightly. Add bread cubes. Salt and pepper to taste.
• Add grated carrot. Gently mix.
• Crush bacon and add to mixture.
• Add walnuts to mixture. Let mixture cool.
• Mix in the eggs until they are well incorporated.
• Place in heatproof pan (or turkey cavity) and cook at 375°F until crisp on top.
• Garnish with dried raisins or cranberries.

TURKEY BRINE AND INJECTION MARINADE

Steps:

• You will also need 1 Ice chest just large enough to hold the bird, brine, and ice (not too big, bird must be submerged) and 1 Brine injector (preferred), or a large (50+cc) hydodermic with large diameter needle.
• Stir salt and sugar into boiling water until completely dissolved.
• Add remaining ingredients, except olive oil, and allow to set for at least 30 minutes for flavors to develop.
• Taste; brine will be very salty; that’s why it is called ‘brine’.
• Adjust any or all ingredients to your taste, keeping in mind that tastes should be quite assertive.
• Thoroughly blend everything in a food processor or blender.
• Whisk or blend in olive oil, and strain about half into a cup or bowl for injecting, returning all strained solids to the half to be used for brining.
• Thaw your turkey completely, if frozen.
• Better yet, get a fresh turkey that hasn’t been injected with all of the artificial quote ‘butter’ unquote stuff, so the only thing in the bird is what YOU put inside the bird!
• Remove and reserve the neck and innards for gravy making, or discard them if you are not a gravy freak.
• Wash the bird thoroughly inside and out, drain well, and pat dry with paper towels.
• Use a 2 ounce (about) brining injector or a BIG (50+ cc) ‘hypodeemic nerdle’ to inject the bird with the strained brine.
• Inject in at least 3-4 sites on each side of the breast, 2-3 in each thigh, and 2-3 into the meaty part of each drumsticks, pushing the needle in deep and injecting about 1/3 of the brine deep, pulling the needle back about a third, injecting another third of the brine, and repeating after pulling the needle back another third of its length.
• Pour any remaining injection-brine with the half to be used for brining.
• Place 1 bag of ice in the bottom of the ice chest, place the turkey on top, and pour all of the brine over the turkey.
• Dump the remaining bag of ice over the turkey, and add enough very cold water to just cover the bird.
• Slosh things around enough to combine the brine with the additional water, ice, and the turkey, and make sure the brine gets into the turkey cavity.
• Close the ice chest, and set in a cool place to marinate.
• After about 7-8 hours, turn the turkey over, top to bottom, and do it again after another 7-8 hours.
• Add more ice only if everything melts; don’t bother otherwise.
• After a total of at least 24 hours, you are ready to cook your bird any way you desire, stuffed or not stuffed, roasted, fried, nuked, whatever.
• Just be sure to drain the turkey well and pat it dry before cooking by your desired method.
• Throw away all of the brine, remaining ice, etc.
• ,and thoroughly wash your ice chest before using it for more legitimate purposes, such as storing beer and wine to go with your ‘wonnerful’ turkey dinner.
• Notes: This marinade/brine can also be used for chicken or pork-- just half the recipe, and follow the general instructions using smaller amounts-- or make a full recipe of the brine/marinade and save half in the fridge for next time.
• If you are lucky enough to actually have a fridge large enough and empty enough to hold a turkey for a day or so, forget the ice chest and most of the ice, and brine your bird in a plastic bag large enough to hold the bird and brine, squeezing out all of the air, and just turn it over every 7-8 hours so things marinate evenly.