Mud Cookies Food

COOKIE MUD

Steps:

• Get together a bunch of people who won't mind hearing each other moan in orgasmic-like pleasure.
• Put your batch of cookie dough in a largish Pyrex measuring container (4 or 8 cup unit with handle) or other microwave safe dish and nuke in the microwave - if you have a really high powedred microwave do it for about 2 minutes then check it, if you have a lower powered machine do it for for 3 minutes and then check it; it's done when the texture is rather foamy - kind of half-cooked but not cake-y; increase the time by 30 seconds to a minute if it's not quite done, yet, remembering that it's not supposed to be completely cooked.
• The first time you make Cookie Mud you might have to do a little experimentation to get the amount of time and done-ness to your liking, but it's worth the effort!
• When it's ready, hand spoons to your friends, put the container on a hot pad within reach of them all, and back away quickly... if they've never had it before, they might be a briefly dubious - but if they've had it before, you might lose a finger if you don't get away from it fast enough.

MUD PIE COOKIES

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
• Beat shortening and sugar together.
• Add eggs and melted chocolate; beat well.
• Stir in flour and baking powder; dough will be sticky.
• Refrigerate dough until well-chilled.
• Form dough into small balls, then roll each ball in powdered sugar before placing on a baking sheet.
• Bake 11 minutes at 350 degrees; they should be soft and moist.

MUD COOKIES - AKA - CHOCOLATE NO BAKE COOKIES

Steps:

• Combine butter, cocoa, sugar, and milk in a large saucepan.
• Bring to a full boil, reduce heat and simmer for one minute stirring constantly.
• Add vanilla and peanut butter mixing well.
• Stir in oats.
• Quickly drop onto waxed paper by the spoonful or desired amount.
• Let cool and enjoy.
• Do not under or over cook ingredients in saucepan. Once oats are stirred in drop onto wax paper immediately. I do not suggest in double batching this particular recipe.

MISSISSIPPI MUD COOKIES

Steps:

• Bring sugar, milk and butter to boil. Boil for 2 minutes and remove from heat.
• Stir in cocoa and vanilla. Stir in remaining ingredients to coat well.
• Drop onto waxed paper by the tablespoonfuls. Cool and enjoy!

MUD PIE

Steps:

• Melt butter. Grind cookie crumbs in a food processor. Add butter to crumbs to make a formable consistency. Press into a very large pie pan leaving a slight mound in the center and the crust going all the way up on edge. Freeze the crust for several hours. Pack ice cream into a mixing bowl the same diameter as the pie pan. Freeze the ice cream in the bowl for several hours. Invert the ice cream onto the crust and work the ice cream out of the bowl. Pour fudge sauce on top of the mud pie. Cover with plastic and freeze again. Cut into slices to serve. Decorate with whipped cream and chocolate sauce.

MUD PUDDLES

Steps:

• Heat oven to 350 degrees F.
• Melt butter and chocolate chips in a 2-quart saucepan over low heat, stirring constantly, until smooth, about 5 to 10 minutes. Remove from heat. Add condensed milk; stir until smooth. Add flour; mix well. Shape rounded teaspoonfuls of dough into 1-inch balls. Place 1 inch apart onto un-greased cookie sheets.
• Bake for 6 to 8 minutes or just until set, do not overbake. Cookies may appear slightly under baked. Cool completely. Meanwhile, combine powered sugar and vanilla in small bowl. Gradually stir in enough milk for desired glazing consistency. Drizzle over cookies.

MUD PUDDLE COOKIES

Steps:

• In a large mixing bowl, cream the butter and the sugar until light and fluffy. Blend in the egg yolks.
• In a small bowl, whisk together oil, cocoa, and vanilla until smooth. Combine the cocoa mixture with the butter mixture, scraping the sides of the bowl, until completely incorporated.
• Add the flour and salt to the wet ingredients, blending with a mixer until combined. Refrigerate cookie dough for 30 minutes to firm up.
• Preheat oven to 350°F Scoop out balls of cookie dough with a small ice cream scoop and place 1-inch apart on parchment-lined cookie sheets.
• Bake for 12 to 15 minutes, until a toothpick inserted in the cookie comes out clean.
• After removing cookies from the oven, use a rounded soup spoon to gently press an indention or puddle in the center of each warm cookie. Let cool completely.
• To make the chocolate ganache:.
• Slowly melt chopped semisweet chocolate in the microwave. Add cream and whisk vigorously until smooth and thick. Place in a zip-top bag, squeeze out the air, and seal. Cut a small corner of the bottom of the bag.
• Pipe the chocolate ganache into the center puddle indentation of each cookie. If you have any leftover chocolate, use it to drizzle across the outer edges of the cookies. Cool completely before serving.

MUD AND WORMS

Steps:

• Place the chocolate sandwich cookies into a resealable plastic zipper bag, and crush with a rolling pin into crumbs. For a more mudlike appearance, untwist the cookies and scrape off the creme filling before crushing cookies.
• Whisk together the chocolate pudding mix with the milk in a bowl, stirring for 2 minutes. Sprinkle about 1/3 of the crushed sandwich cookie crumbs into the bottom of a serving bowl, and spoon the chocolate pudding over the crumbs. Smooth out the top of the pudding, then top with the rest of the chocolate cookie crumbs to resemble dirt. Poke gummy worms halfway into the dirt. Refrigerate until serving.

MUD COOKIES

Steps:

• 1. Boil sugar, milk, butter and cocoa for 1 ½ minutes (start timing when mixture comes to full boil). Remove from heat; add peanut butter, oats and vanilla. Stir until well blended. Drop by spoonfuls onto waxed paper. Let set and cool.

MISSISSIPPI MUD COOKIES

Steps:

• Mix first 4 ingredients and bring to a ROLLING BOIL for 2 FULL MINUTES, stirring constantly.
• Remove from heat and add the last 2 ingredients.
• Spoon onto wax paper to cool.