Kitty Litter Food

KITTY LITTER CAKE

Steps:

• Prepare cake mixes and bake according to package directions (any size pan).
• Prepare pudding according to package directions and chill until ready to assemble.
• Crumble sandwich cookies in small batches in a food processor, scraping often. Set aside all but 1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup add a few drops of green food coloring and mix.
• When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with 1/2 of the remaining cookie crumbs, and the chilled pudding. You probably won't need all of the pudding, you want the cake to be just moist, not soggy.
• Line kitty litter box with the kitty litter liner. Put cake mixture into box.
• Put half of the unwrapped tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until softened. Shape the ends so that they are no longer blunt, and curve the tootsie rolls slightly. Bury tootsie rolls randomly in the cake and sprinkle with half of the remaining cookie crumbs. Sprinkle a small amount of the green colored cookie crumbs lightly over the top.
• Heat 3 or 4 of the tootsie rolls in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle lightly with some of the green cookie crumbs. Heat the remaining tootsie rolls until pliable and shape as before. Spread all but one randomly over top of cake mixture. Sprinkle with any remaining cookie crumbs. Hang the remaining tootsie roll over side of litter box and sprinkle with a few green cookie crumbs. Serve with the pooper scooper for a gross Halloween dessert.

KITTY LITTER CAKE

Steps:

• Prepare cake mixes and bake according to box directions (any size pan). Prepare pudding, chill until ready to assemble. Crumble sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor, scraping often.
• Set aside all but 1/4 cup.
• To the 1/4 cup of crumbs, add a few drops of green food coloring and mix using fork or shake in a jar.
• When cakes are cooled to room temp, crumble into a large bowl.
• Toss with half the remaining cookie crumbs and chilled pudding.
• You probably won't need all the pudding, mix the cake and "feel" it, you don't want it soggy, just moist; ge ntly combine. Line litter box.
• Put mixture into box.
• Put 3 unwrapped tootsie rolls in microwave safe dish and heat until softened.
• Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly.
• Repeat with 3 more tootsie rolls and bury in cake mixture. Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top.
• Scatter green crumbles lightly over top (chlorophyll in cat litter). Heat 3 tootsie rolls in microwave until almost melted.
• Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with cookie crumbs.
• Spread remaining tootsie rolls over top; take one and heat until pliable, hang over side of litter box, sprinkle with cookie crumbs.

KITTY LITTER CASSEROLE

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 350 F.
• In large bowl, mix the dump ingredients together.
• Mold this mixture into various sizes of dumps.
• Place on ungreased backing pan, do not let dumps touch.
• Bake for 20 minutes (some may have to cook less time if smaller and some a few minutes longer if they are larger).
• While dumps are cooking, mix the litter ingredients in a sauce pan and bring to a boil.
• Stir, then reduce heat to low, cover and simmer for 12-15 minutes.
• Fluff rice with a fork and set pan aside.
• When dumps are done, transfer them onto paper towels to drain.
• Serve by putting dumps into a litter box shaped pan and spooning rice mixture over the dumps, leaving some of the dumps exposed.
• Serve these with a NEW pooper scooper.