VALENTINE'S DAY AND LOVE: DON'T BE THIS GUY! - FML - FMYLIFE
Today, I realized that when a girl asks what your plans are for Valentine's Day and you say, "Nothing" and she responds with, "Oh, I don't have any plans either", it means she wants you … From bing.com
LOVE, ARGUMENT AND PUBLIC FREAKOUTS: MAKING A SCENE - FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a … From bing.com
LOVE, HEALTH AND POOPOO PEEPEE: THE BODY KEEPS THE SCORE - FML
Jul 23, 2025 Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped … From bing.com
Today, it's both my 28th birthday and New Year’s Eve. Even though it's a Friday, tonight’s big plans are frozen pizza and going to bed early. I live with my parents and even they are going … From bing.com
MISCELLANEOUS, FAMILY AND RELIGION: HAPPY EASTER! - FML
Apr 20, 2025 Today, my mother and wife are arguing over raising our baby Catholic or Church of England. They’re mad at each other and as a bonus they’re both mad at me because I’m non … From bing.com
Today, I found a video of a school play I starred in years ago. I was ecstatic, because it's really the only memento of my childhood I have left. Unfortunately, it started with my grandpa … From bing.com
Jun 25, 2011 Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and … From bing.com
These stories, sent in by users of the site, have the particularity of beginning with "Today," and ending with "FML", the initials of FMyLife. FMLs are a great place to express yourself, in a … From bing.com
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