Fake Chocolate Eclairs Food

CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS

Steps:

• Filling: In a medium saucepan, heat the milk and vanilla bean to a boil over medium heat. Immediately turn off the heat and set aside to infuse for 15 minutes. In a bowl, whisk the egg yolks and sugar until light and fluffy. Add the cornstarch and whisk vigorously until no lumps remain. Whisk in 1/4 cup of the hot milk mixture until incorporated. Whisk in the remaining hot milk mixture, reserving the saucepan. Pour the mixture through a strainer back into the saucepan. Cook over medium-high heat, whisking constantly, until thickened and slowly boiling. Remove from the heat and stir in the butter. Let cool slightly. Cover with plastic wrap, lightly pressing the plastic against the surface to prevent a skin from forming. Chill at least 2 hours or until ready to serve. The custard can be made up to 24 hours in advance. Refrigerate until 1 hour before using.
• Pastry: Preheat the oven to 425 degrees. Line a sheet pan with parchment paper. In a large saucepan, bring the water, butter, salt and sugar to a rolling boil over medium-high heat. When it boils, immediately take the pan off the heat. Stirring with a wooden spoon, add all the flour at once and stir hard until all the flour is incorporated, 30 to 60 seconds. Return to the heat and cook, stirring, 30 seconds. Scrape the mixture into a mixer fitted with a paddle attachment (or use a hand mixer). Mix at medium speed. With the mixer running, add 3 eggs, 1 egg at a time. Stop mixing after each addition to scrape down the sides of the bowl. Mix until the dough is smooth and glossy and the eggs are completely incorporated. The dough should be thick, but should fall slowly and steadily from the beaters when you lift them out of the bowl. If the dough is still clinging to the beaters, add the remaining 1 egg and mix until incorporated.
• Using a pastry bag fitted with a large plain tip, pipe fat lengths of dough (about the size and shape of a jumbo hot dog) onto the lined baking sheet, leaving 2 inches of space between them. You should have 8 to 10 lengths.
• Egg Wash: In a bowl, whisk the egg and water together. Brush the surface of each eclair with the egg wash. Use your fingers to smooth out any bumps of points of dough that remain on the surface. Bake 15 minutes, then reduce the heat to 375 degrees and bake until puffed up and light golden brown, about 25 minutes more. Try not to open the oven door too often during the baking. Let cool on the baking sheet. Fit a medium-size plain pastry tip over your index finger and use it to make a hole in the end of each eclair (or just use your fingertip). Using a pastry bag fitted with a medium-size plain tip, gently pipe the custard into the eclairs, using only just enough to fill the inside (don't stuff them full).
• Glaze: In a small saucepan, heat the cream over medium heat just until it boils. Immediately turn off the heat. Put the chocolate in a medium bowl. Pour the hot cream over the chocolate and whisk until melted and smooth. Set aside and keep warm. The glaze can be made up to 48 hours in advance. Cover and refrigerate until ready to use, and rewarm in a microwave or over hot water when ready to use.
• Dip the tops of the eclairs in the warm chocolate glaze and set on a sheet pan. Chill, uncovered, at least 1 hour to set the glaze. Serve chilled.

CHEAT'S CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS

Steps:

• Whisk cream, vanilla and icing sugar together in bowl until thick.
• Place the bases of biscuits on a wire rack.
• Spoon on to them the cream mixture.
• Top with remaining biscuits.
• Mix together the melted chocolate and oil.
• Spread this mixture over the tops of the biscuits.
• Serve within the hour or they will go soft.

MINI CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS

Steps:

• Prepare pudding according to directions on box and let cool for at least 1 hour.
• Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
• Combine butter,water and salt in a sauce pan over medium heat until butter is melted and it comes to a boil.
• Reduce heat to low.
• Stir in flour very fast and well until mixture forms into a ball.
• Put the mixture into a bowl and let cool for 5-7 minutes.
• Add eggs in 1 at a time and beat well.
• Cover a large baking sheet with parchment paper.
• Drop mixture onto baking sheet into 12 mounds 5 inches apart.
• Using a spoon, spread out each mound until it becomes a 4 x1/2 inch rectangle rounding the edges of the side to make it oval.
• Bake for 35 minutes or very lightly golden.
• Then cut a 1 inch slit along side of each eclair.
• Reduce oven heat to 375 degrees and return them into the oven for another 10 minutes.
• Put on a wire rack to cool.
• Cut each eclair into half.
• Spread 1 tbsp of filling on the bottom part of the eclair.
• Frost tops with frosting.
• Enjoy!

FAKE CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS

Steps:

• Combine milk and pudding packages; mix until pudding consistancy.
• Fold in lite cool whip.
• In a 9 x 13 pan, create one layer of the club crackers (approx. 24 crackers).
• Spoon 1/2 of the pudding mixture over the crackers.
• Create a second layer of club crackers on top of pudding mixture.
• Spoon remaining 1/2 of pudding mixture on top of second layer of crackers.
• Microwave chocolate icing for 30 seconds to 1 minute to thin out icing.
• Pour and spread chocolate icing over the pudding mixture.
• Cover and refridgerate overnight.

CHOCOLATE CHEESE ECLAIRS

Steps:

• Heat oven to 400°F.
• Mix flour, cocoa and sugar.
• Heat water and margarine in 3-quart saucepan to a rolling boil.
• Stir in flour mixture.
• Stir vigorously over low heat until mixture forms a ball, about 1 minute.
• Remove from heat.
• Beat in eggs; continue beating until smooth.
• Drop dough by about 1/4 cupfuls 3 inches apart onto ungreased cookie sheet.
• With spatula, shape each into finger 4 1/2 inches long and 1 1/2 inches wide.
• Bake until puffed and darker brown on top, 35 to 40 minutes; cool.
• Cut off tops; pull out any filaments of soft dough.
• Fill eclairs with Chocolate Cheese Filling; replace tops.
• Spread with Cocoa Glaze just before serving.
• Refrigerate any remaining eclairs.
• CHOCOLATE CHEESE FILLING: Heat chocolate chips in small heavy saucepan over low heat, stirring occasionally, until melted; cool.
• Beat cream cheese, sugar, milk and vanilla until smooth and creamy.
• Stir in chocolate.
• Beat whipping cream in chilled bowl until soft peaks form.
• Fold in chocolate mixture.
• COCOA GLAZE:Mix powdered sugar and cocoa.
• Stir in milk until smooth.
• If necessary, stir in additional milk, 1/2 teaspoon at a time, until of desired consistency.

CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS

Steps:

• Start by making the custard filling. Heat the milk until almost boiling in a saucepan. Meanwhile, mix together the sugar, egg yolks and vanilla in a bowl, then stir in the flours, a couple of tsp at a time, to a smooth paste.
• Gradually whisk in the hot milk, pour everything back into the saucepan and cook over a high heat, stirring constantly, for about 5 mins until thick - it will go alarmingly lumpy but don't worry, just keep stirring it vigorously with a wooden spoon until smooth
• Lay a sheet of cling film directly on the custard surface, then cool and chill until you're ready to fill the buns.
• To make the choux buns, heat the oven to 220C/200C fan/gas 7. Sift the flour with the sugar and a pinch of salt into a small bowl. Put the milk and butter into a medium saucepan with 125ml water and gently heat so the butter melts but the liquid doesn't bubble.
• Once the butter has completely melted, increase the heat until the liquid comes to a fast rolling boil. Immediately turn off the heat, tip in the sifted flour and beat vigorously with a wooden spoon until you a have a smooth dough that comes away from the sides of the pan. Spread over a large dinner plate to cool to hand temperature.
• Allow to cool for a few minutes, then gradually add the eggs, mixing well between each addition until the mixture reluctantly drops off the spoon. Don't add all the egg unless you need to.
• Cut two large sheets of baking parchment. On each one draw two sets of 'track' lines with a 10cm gap - these will be your guidelines so your eclairs will all be roughly the same size. Use the paper to line two large baking sheets - penside down.
• Spoon your choux mixture into a piping bag with a 1cm star or round wide nozzle, or into a disposable piping bag with a similar-size hole snipped off for piping. Pipe two rows of well-spaced, squashed 'S' shapes on each sheet between the guidelines. Bake, one tray at a time, on a high-ish shelf for 25 mins, reducing temperature to 200C/180C fan/gas 6 as soon as they go in the oven.
• After 25 mins, poke a hole in the end of each bun, or using a small serrated knife, split down the middle and return to the oven, upside-down, to dry out for 5 mins until crisp and golden. Set aside to cool.
• While the buns are cooling, finish your filling. Whisk the cream until thick, then use your electric whisk to beat the cooled, set custard until just smooth again. Fold in the cream. Spoon your filling into a piping bag - use a small nozzle if you're filling the buns through the holes you've pierced, or a large nozzle if you've split the buns in half. Carefully pipe the custard into each cooled bun - they should feel heavy once full.
• To make the icing, melt 100g plain chocolate and 25g butter together in a heatproof bowl over a pan of barely simmering water. Once melted, remove from the heat and stir in 75ml double cream and 1 tbsp sifted icing sugar. Once cooled a little, spread over the tops of the buns and leave to cool.

SUGAR FREE CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS

Steps:

• DOUGH: In a saucepan, bring water and butter to a boil and add flour all at once, stirring until a smooth ball forms.
• Remove from the heat: let stand for 5 minutes and add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition: continue beating until mixture is smooth and shiny.
• Transfer to a resealable plastic bag, seal, and cut a 1" hole in one corner of the bag.
• Pipe eight 3 1/2" logs onto an ungreased baking sheet.
• Bake at 450F for 10 minutes, reduce heat to 400F and bake 15-20 minutes longer or until golden brown.
• Transfer to a wire rack and immediately put a slit in each to allow steam to escape; cool and carefully cut off tops.
• Set tops aside and remove soft dough from the inside with a fork.
• VANILLA FILLING: In a mixing bowl, beat milk, vanilla, and pudding on low speed for 2 minutes or until thickened, fold in whipped topping and set aside.
• CHOCOLATE FROSTING: In another mixing bowl, beat milk and chocolate pudding for 2 minutes or until thickened.
• Spoon vanilla filling into eclairs, replace tops and frost with chocolate topping.
• Enjoy!

CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS

Steps:

• Melt the butter in a saucepan, then add the water and bring to the boil.
• Remove from the heat and quickly add the sifted flour and salt and beat well.
• Heat again until the mixture leaves the side of the pan.
• Allow the mixture to cool for a few moments before adding the first egg.
• Beat this well into the mixture and then add the other two eggs one at a time, beating well with a wooden spoon.
• Make sure the mixture is soft by shaking some off a spoon, it will fall softly and leave some on the spoon.
• Eclairs: Put the choux pastry in a biscuit forcer or something similar with a 1/2 inch or 1 inch plain forcer.
• Force out 1/2 inches of mixture on a lightly greased tray.
• Bake in a moderate over[350F] for 35-40 minutes.
• Ice with chocolate icing when cold, and fill with whipped cream.

DOUBLE CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS

Steps:

• In a saucepan melt the butter or margarine in boiling water.
• Add flour and salt all at once, stir vigorously, cook and stir till mixture forms a ball that doesn't separate.
• Remove from heat, cool slightly.
• Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition.
• Pipe dough through a pastry tube fitted with number 10 or larger tip onto a greased baking sheet, making 4x3/4 inch strips.
• Bake in 400°F oven about 30 minutes or till golden brown and puffy.
• Remove from oven, cut off tops of eclairs, remove the soft centers, cool completely on rack.
• Just before serving fill each with chocolate custard filling and drizzle tops with the chocolate glaze.
• CHOCOLATE CUSTARD FILLING:.
• Combine sugar, flour, cornstarch, salt.
• Gradually stir in milk and cut up chocolate.
• Cook and stir till bubbly for 2-3 minutes longer, stir about 1 cup hot mixture to 2 beaten egg yolks, return to hot mixture.
• Cook and stir till mixture boils.
• Add vanilla and let cool.
• CHOCOLATE GLAZE:.
• Melt chocolate and butter over low heat.
• Stir in the sifted powdered sugar and the milk.
• Blending till smooth and of drizzling consistency.