Crazy Tweaked Guacamole Food

ULTIMATE GUACAMOLE

Steps:

• Peel all of the avacodos, cut them in half, and remove the large seed in each one.
• Place them all in a large bowl and mash with fork or potato masher until creamy (there will still be some small chunks).
• Add all of the tomato, onion, cilantro and jalapeno.
• Stir until well blended.
• Cut each lime in half and squeeze all of their juices into the mixture.
• Stir well.
• Taste, and then ad salt to suit your taste.
• Remember, this is usually eaten on salty tortilla chips, so do not over do the salting!
• Will keep for about one week when tightly covered and kept in the refrigerator.

CRAZY TWEAKED GUACAMOLE

Steps:

• Mash avocados and immediately mix in lime juice to stop them turning brown.
• Mix in remaining ingredients.
• Refrigerate for 30 minutes to overnight to let flavours mix; stir.
• Serve with tortilla chips, nachos or rice chips.

DORITO CHICKEN

Steps:

• Crush doritos, enough to just cover the bottom of a 2 quart casserole.
• Mix all other ingredients, except cheese, and place on top of doritos.
• Crush another layer of doritos on top.
• Sprinkle cheese over all.
• Bake at 350 for 20 minutes.

YEAST BISCUITS

Steps:

• Dissolve yeast in water, set aside.
• Mix dry ingredients in order given; cut in shortening until the size of small Lima beans.
• Stir in buttermilk and yeast mixture.
• Cover bowl with towel and let sit until ready to use. (At least 1 hour, but it is fine if it sits for a couple hours.) Dough will be very sticky.
• Scrape out onto well floured board.
• Flip over and knead lightly (4-6 times).
• Roll out and cut with biscuit cutter.
• Place on greased pan and let raise slightly (10-30 minutes).
• Bake at 400 F until light brown, 10-12 minutes.

THE EASIEST FUDGE

Steps:

• Melt condensed milk and chocolate in microwave (using microwave safe bowl) for about a minute and a half or until the milk is hot and watery and the chocolate chips are beginning to melt. DO NOT OVERHEAT (will burn chocolate and leave a clumpy/grainy mixture with a bad taste).
• Take bowl out and stir until mixture is smooth and well blended.
• Add peanut butter for peanut butter/chocolate fudge OR add salt and vanilla. Or add all three, depending on your tastes.
• Stir until all is well mixed, smooth, even and shiny.
• Pour mixture into an UNGREASED foil lined cake/brownie pan.
• Put in fridge until mixture is hard (overnight is best).
• Take out of fridge and cut into squares (or other desired shapes) and put into a Tupperware or other covered/airtight container.
• Freeze if desired.
• Or just EAT and ENJOY!

HAES' CRAZY HOT GUACOMOLE

Steps:

• In a large mixing bowl, add avocados, onion, jalapeno peppers, garlic and tomatoes. Drizzle the lime juice evenly. Sprinkle cilantro, dill, salt and pepper.
• Using a fork, combine all ingredients in large folding motion. For chunky guacamole, don't over mash the avocados.
• Serve with chips and tortillas, and of course, beer, wine -- the beverage of your choice.

DOUBLE CHOCOLATE SNOWQUAKES

Steps:

• Combine flour, cocoa, baking powder, and salt.
• Cream butter until fluffy.
• Add brown sugar and white sugar to creamed butter, beating well; beat in eggs and vanilla.
• Beat flour mixture into butter mixture until a soft dough forms.
• Stir in chocolate chips; cover with plastic wrap and chill 1 hour.
• Shape 1 T dough into ball and roll in powdered sugar, repeating with each cookie.
• Bake cookies (on pan lined with parchment paper) at 350° for 10 minutes, and remove to rack to cool.

GRILLED VEGETABLES WITH VINAIGRETTE

Steps:

• To prepare the vinaigrette, combine garlic, mustard, honey, lemon juice and balsamic vinegar in a bowl.
• Add oil slowly, whisking constantly.
• Season with salt and pepper.
• To preparare the vegetables, cover them with vinaigrette and blend thoroughly.
• Place vegetables on a medium-hot grill and grill for 2 to 5 minutes per side or until desired doneness.