Chinese Fried Mock Oyster Food

CHINESE FRIED MOCK OYSTER

Steps:

• Soak the bean curd sheet to soften. In another bowl soak dried mushrooms in warm water for 25 minutes [or so] Drain the curd. Squeeze the mushrooms. Cut off mushrooms stems and dice. Save the strained soaking liquid to use then steam the mushroom pieces and bean curd for 8 minutes.
• Take each sheet of seaweed and cut into shreds. Combine in a bowl with the steamed mushroom pieces.
• Using a fork mix and mash steamed bean curd in a bowl and add the salt, sugar, cornstarch, sesame oil, pepper and MSG [if using].
• Now wipe bean curd sheet with damp cloth then trim the edges and cut into 10 pieces.
• Mix the batter ingredients until smooth and lump free. The mushroom water is the soaking liquid.
• Mix together the flour and water mixture until a glue type paste. If you can glue a picture in a book with it? You got it.
• Assemble:
• Lay bean curds so they form diamonds then place about a teaspoon of the mashed bean curd in the middle.
• Add a bit of the seaweed mixture then topping with another teaspoon of bean curd. You want bean curd, seaweed, bean curd.
• Fold the bottom over the filling so that it forms a triangle.
• Fold over the top.
• Brush generously with the glue mixture.
• Fold over the left and right sides, brushing with more of the glue and pressing down on the edges to seal.
• To hot wok add oil.
• Coat about 4 or 5 of the wrapped bean curds in the batter and add to the wok, carefully sliding them in so the oil doesn't splatter.
• It hurts if it splatters. If needed use a splatter shield. Done right you shouldn't but stranger things have happened.
• Turn as needed until you deep-fry until golden brown (about 5 minutes]. Drain.
• Serve with Vegetarian Worcestershire sauce or seasoned salt. Or other dipping sauce.
• Time is a guess for the frying. Move at your own speed and the woks speed. You want results not to beat a clock.

MOCK OYSTER DIP (BROCCOLI DIP)

Steps:

• Saute onions and garlic in butter until tender.
• Add mushrooms, soup and Tabasco sauce, salt & pepper to taste. Mix well.
• Add cooked broccoli and cheese. Mix well.
• Cook for about 5 minutes over low heat.
• Serve in chafing dish with Ritz Crackers.

MOCK OYSTERS/EGGPLANT CASSEROLE

Steps:

• Soak the eggplant about 8 hours in salted water.
• Remove eggplant pieces from the water in which they have soaked.
• In cooking pot, cover eggplant with fresh, slightly salted water and cook over medium heat for about 20 minutes or until eggplant is tender.
• Drain in colander.
• Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
• Line bottom of 2-quart casserole with 1/3 of the saltine cracker crumbs.
• Cover with 2 cups of eggplant.
• Season with half the salt and pepper.
• Cut half the butter into small pieces and sprinkle on top.
• Cover this with half of the remaining saltine cracker crumbs.
• Add remaining 2 cups of eggplant.
• Season with remaining salt and pepper.
• Cover top with remaining saltine cracker crumbs.
• Cut remaining butter into small pieces and sprinkle on top.
• Pour in enough half & half to cover (may not take entire pint).
• Bake for 1 hour or until top layer is brown.

CHINESE FRIED RICE

Steps:

• Heat 1 tbsp oil in wok; add chopped onions and stir-fry until onions turn a nice brown color, about 8-10 minutes; remove from wok.
• Allow wok to cool slightly.
• Mix egg with 3 drops of soy and 3 drops of sesame oil; set aside.
• Add 1/2 tbsp oil to wok, swirling to coat surfaces; add egg mixture; working quickly, swirl egg until egg sets against wok; when egg puffs, flip egg and cook other side briefly; remove from wok, and chop into small pieces.
• Heat 1 tbsp oil in wok; add selected meat to wok, along with carrots, peas, and cooked onion; stir-fry for 2 minutes.
• Add rice, green onions, and bean sprouts, tossing to mix well; stir-fry for 3 minutes.
• Add 2 tbsp of light soy sauce and chopped egg to rice mixture and fold in; stir-fry for 1 minute more; serve.
• Set out additional soy sauce on the table, if desired.

MOCK OYSTER DIP

Steps:

• Saute onion in butter and then add other ingredients.
• Cook on medium heat for 15 minutes until thoroughly heated.
• Serve warm with crackers or over baked potato.

CHINESE VEGETARIAN RECIPES-FRIED MOCK OYSTER

Steps:

• Soak the dried mushrooms in warm water for between 20 - 30 minutes. Save the soaking liquid to use if desired. Cut off the stems. Dice. Rinse and drain bean curd. Steam the mushroom pieces and bean curd for 8 minutes. Take each sheet of seaweed and cut into shreds. Combine in a bowl with the steamed mushroom pieces. Place the steamed bean curd in a bowl and add the salt, sugar, cornstarch, MSG, sesame seed oil and pepper. Mash and mix the ingredients with a fork. Wipe the bean curd sheet with a damp cloth. Trim the edges and cut into 10 pieces. Mix together the flour and water mixture until it forms a type of glue. Mix together the batter ingredients. Use soaking liquid from the mushrooms in place of water if desired. Make sure the batter has no lumps.To wrap: Lay out a bean curd square in front of you so that it forms a diamond. Place about a teaspoon of the mashed bean curd in the middle. Add a bit of the seaweed/mushroom mixture and top with another teaspoon of bean curd. Fold the bottom over the filling so that it forms a triangle. Fold over the top. Brush generously with the flour/water mixture, and fold over the left and right sides, brushing with more of the glue and pressing down on the edges to seal.Heat deep fryer on high heat and add oil. Coat about 4 or 5 of the wrapped bean curds in the batter and add to the deep fryer, carefully sliding them in so the oil doesn't splatter. Deep-fry until golden brown (about 5 minutes), turning a few times during the cooking process. Drain.Serve with Vegetarian Worcestershire sauce or seasoned salt. *For a thicker wrap, increase the number of bean curd cakes and vary the amount of seasoning accordingly **This is the roasted seaweed that is often used to make sushi, the popular Japanese appetizer. To freeze: Prepare ahead of time up to wrapping the bean curd and seaweed/mushroom mixture. Freeze the wrapped pieces. When ready to cook, thaw, prepare the batter and deep-fry