Uncle Joes Amazing Alfredo Sauce Food

BETTER THAN OLIVE GARDEN ALFREDO SAUCE

Steps:

• Melt butter in medium saucepan with olive oil over medium/low heat.
• Add the garlic, cream, white pepper and bring mixture to a simmer.
• Stir often.
• Add the Parmesan cheese and simmer sauce for 8-10 minutes or until sauce has thickened and is smooth.
• When sauce has thickened add the Mozzarella cheese and stir until smooth. STIR FREQUENTLY.
• While the sauce cooks, boil noodles for 3-5 minutes.
• Place pasta on serving plates and spoon sauce over pasta.
• Garnish with parsley, freshly cracked black pepper and more grated parmesan (optional).

ALFREDO SAUCE

Steps:

• In a saucepan or skillet, warm the butter and cream. Season with salt and pepper. Add the Parmesan and stir until melted.
• Toss to combine, thinning with pasta water if necessary.

BEST BEACH BUSHWACKER

Steps:

• Fill the blender with ice, if you have pourers on your bottles, just grab the rum and the kamora and pour equal amounts into the blender.
• Then grab the light and dark Creme de Cocoa bottles and do the same.
• All this 1 oz stuff like shot glasses is for trainees, tee hee!
• We put our coco lopez in a squeeze bottle so that it didn't clump - and you just do a squeeze depending on how coconutty you want it.
• Then fill it up with milk until you can see it about a couple inches down in the ice.
• Crank up that bar blender and wait until it forms like a wind tunnel and has the consistency of a milkshake.
• Pour it into 16 oz styro cups with fat straws. For the big boys and girls, you can top it off with a 151 Rum floater.
• Enjoy getting bushwacked! Don't worry about falling, most folks tend to bounce!

UNCLE JOE'S AMAZING ALFREDO SAUCE

Steps:

• Add oil to saucepan over low heat.
• Melt butter in pan.
• Add garlic to pan, do not allow to brown. Allow to cook for two minutes.
• Add cream, salt, and pepper to mixture, increase heat so that mixture barely reaches a simmer.
• Stir and incorporate cheese slowly, 1/3 total at a time.
• Continue to simmer about 10 minutes.
• Serve immediately over pasta or refrigerate to store.