Skid Row Stroganoff Food

THE BEST BEEF STROGANOFF

Steps:

• Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil.
• Season the beef with 1 teaspoon salt and a generous amount of freshly ground black pepper. Heat the vegetable oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add the beef and cook, untouched, until starting to turn brown in some spots, about 1 minute. Use tongs to flip the pieces and continue cooking until deep golden brown but still undercooked in the center, about 1 minute (the beef will finish cooking in the sauce). Transfer the beef to a bowl and return the skillet to the stovetop on medium-high.
• Add 1 tablespoon butter to the skillet. Add the onion and 1/2 teaspoon salt and cook, stirring occasionally to scrape up the browned bits in the pan, until the onions are softened, 4 to 5 minutes. Add 2 tablespoons butter, the button mushrooms, shiitakes and thyme and cook, stirring occasionally scraping up any browned bits, until the mushrooms have released some liquid and are starting to crisp up, 5 to 6 minutes. Stir in the garlic and cook until fragrant, about 1 minute. Pour in the wine and bring to a boil. Reduce the heat to medium and simmer until evaporated, about 5 minutes.
• Sprinkle the flour over the vegetables and stir until incorporated. Fold in the sour cream, Dijon, Worcestershire sauce and 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper. Pour in the beef broth and stir until smooth. Bring to a simmer and cook, stirring occasionally, until the sauce has thickened, about 5 minutes.
• Meanwhile, while the sauce reduces, cook the egg noodles according to the package directions for al dente. Drain and toss with the remaining 2 tablespoons butter, the chopped parsley and chives.
• Fold the beef and any accumulated juices from the bowl into the sauce and cook, stirring occasionally, until the beef is cooked through but still slightly pink on the inside, about 1 minute.
• Divide the noodles between 4 bowls and top with the sauce and beef. Sprinkle with more chives, if desired.

STROGANOFF

Steps:

• In a large skillet over medium heat, saute the meat and onions for 10 minutes, or until the meat is browned and the onion is tender. Stir in the flour, salt and paprika. Then add the mushroom soup, mix well and cook, uncovered, for 20 minutes.
• Reduce heat to low and add the sour cream, stirring well and allowing to heat through. Cover and set this mixture aside.
• Cook the egg noodles according to package directions. Drain the water from the noodles and pour the meat mixture over the noodles.

SKID ROW STROGANOFF

Steps:

• Start cooking those noodles, first dropping a bullion cube into the noodle water.
• Brown the garlic, onion, and crumbled beef in the oil.
• Add the flour, salt, paprika, and mushrooms, stir, and let it cook five minutes while you light a cigarette and stare sullenly at the sink.
• Then add the soup and simmer it--in other words, cook on low flame under boiling point--ten minutes.
• Now stir in the sour cream--keeping the heat low, so it won't curdle--and let it all heat through.
• To serve it, pile the noodles on a platter, pile the Stroganoff mix on top of the noodles, and sprinkle chopped parsley around with a lavish hand.
• I copied it word for word.

BEEF STROGANOFF

Steps:

• Heat 2 teaspoons of the oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add the beef and cook until browned on all sides, about 5 minutes. Transfer the meat with its juices to a plate. Heat the remaining 2 teaspoons of oil in the skillet over medium-high heat. Add the onions and cook, stirring, until soft and translucent, about 3 minutes. Add the mushrooms and garlic and cook, stirring occasionally, until the mushrooms are soft and have released most of their water, about 5 minutes. Return the beef and juices to the pan and stir to incorporate. Sprinkle with the flour and stir until well combined. Add the beef broth, wine, salt, and pepper and bring to a boil. Reduce the heat and simmer until the mixture thickens and reduces slightly, 5 minutes. Stir in the yogurt and cook for 1 minute more. Spoon the mixture over the noodles and garnish with parsley.
• Excellent source of: Copper, Folate, Iron, Manganese, Niacin, Pantothenic Acid, Phosphorus, Potassium, Protein, Riboflavin, Selenium, Thiamin, Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Vitamin K, Zinc
• Good source of: Fiber, Magnesium

SWISS LOAF (A MEATLOAF BY PEG BRACKEN)

Steps:

• MIx ingredients together in the order they're given. Press into a greased loaf pan. Bake uncovered at 350 F for 1-1 1/2 hour.

OH, DAD, POOR DAD (SPAM SOUFFLE/CASSEROLE)

Steps:

• Crush Spam and mix with the other ingredients.
• Bake in a buttered cassarole dish at 350 F for 40 minutes.

CLASSIC BEEF STROGANOFF IN A SLOW COOKER

Steps:

• Cut steak diagonally across the grain into 1/4-inch thick slices. Place steak, mushrooms, onion, mustard, parsley, garlic, salt, dill, and black pepper into a 3-quart slow cooker; stir well.
• Place flour in a small bowl; gradually add broth, stirring with a whisk until blended. Add to slow cooker; stir well. Cover with the lid; cook on High for 1 hour. Reduce heat to Low and cook until steak is tender, 7 to 8 hours.
• Turn slow cooker off and remove lid. Allow stroganoff to stand for 10 minutes. Stir in sour cream. Serve over noodles.

SKINNY BEEF STROGANOFF

Steps:

• Bring a pot of lightly salted water to a boil over high heat. Add egg noodles and cook, stirring occasionally, until tender yet firm to the bite, about 5 minutes.
• At the same time, heat a large skillet over medium-high heat. Saute ground beef, mushrooms, onion, garlic, mustard powder, salt, and pepper in the skillet until meat is browned and onion and mushrooms are tender, 7 to 10 minutes. Drain and discard excess fat and liquid.
• Meanwhile, combine sour cream, mayonnaise, and beef broth in a small bowl. Stir into beef mixture and let simmer, about 10 minutes.
• Plate noodles and top with sauce or mix noodles into the sauce and serve.

SKIDROW STROGANOFF

Steps:

• 1.) Boil egg noodles in 4 c. of water w/ bouillon cubes (optional), drain, and set aside. 2.) Heat oil (or butter) in a deep saute pan and saute minced garlic until just brown. 3.) Add diced onions, mushrooms, and paprika and cook on low heat until onions are translucent. Add turkey and saute on medium heat until dark brown. 4.) Drain the mixture, then add the cream of chicken soup and bring to a simmer to deglaze the pan. Take off the heat and stir in sour cream. Serving size: 1 c. of noodles w/ 1/2 to 3/4 c. of sauce.

POT-DE-CHOCOLAT (BY PEG BRACKEN)

Steps:

• Put all ingredients in the blender and turn the switch to high speed. Blend it till the racket stops. Pour into small containers and chill three hours before serving.