Purple Cow Cupcakes Food

PURPLE COW CUPCAKES

Steps:

• For the cake, sift dry ingredients (flour, cocoa, baking powder & soda, and salt) into a bowl and set aside.
• In separate bowl, combine buttermilk, vinegar, and food colouring. Mix thoroughly.
• In a stand mixer using the paddle attachment, or with a hand mixer on medium, beat butter and sugar. Once fluffy, add eggs, one at a time.
• Add the buttermilk mixture and beat well.
• Finally, on low, add the sifted dry ingredients and mix until just blended.
• Spoon into muffin cups until they are 2/3 full.
• Bake at 350 for 20 minutes, then let cool.
• To make the fondant, put 8 oz marshmallows in microwave safe dish with 1 tsp water and 1 tsp vanilla.
• Microwave on high for 30 seconds, stir, and continue until marshmallows are melted.
• Sift 1/2 lb confectioners sugar into mixing stand bowl. Make a well and pour marshmallow mixture into middle. Using paddle attachment, mix until combined. Sift additional 1/2 lb (or less if necessary) confectioners sugar into bowl, add 1 tbsp shortening and change to dough hook when mixture is no longer sticky.
• Repeat this process for a second batch, adding the purple food colouring to the marshmallow mix *before* adding into the sugar well.
• Knead both sets of fondant with hands until the right consistency, cover with a thin layer of shortening, wrap in plastic wrap and put in airtight container. Let sit for 30 minutes or more to rest.
• After fondant has rested, shape cow heads from white fondant.
• Shape 12 noses into a small ball and use a gum paste modeling tool to create the nostrils.
• Shape horns and attach to the head using a teaspoon of cornstarch to two teaspoons water. Let set for about 30 minutes.
• Using a small clump of white (about 1/4 cup), add a few drops of the pink food colour and knead with hands until pink is formed.
• Roll and cut wide and short obtuse triangles and lay the pink over the purple, then roll to create ears.
• Using the cornstarch mixture, attach the ears and let set for 30 - 60 minutes.
• Create small eyes using white fondant and black gum paste and attach with cornstarch mixture.
• Attach the noses to the heads, and let them rest on a pencil or the modeling tool until set (60 - 90 minutes).
• At this point, cupcakes should be cool and need to be iced. Mix cream cheese ingredients together with hand mixer. Spread over the top of each cupcake, one at a time.
• Separate the rest of the white fondant into twelve balls and roll thin, using a pizza cutter to make circular. Lay on top of cream cheese icing and tuck underneath. Repeat for remaining cupcakes.
• Roll purple fondant and cut cow-spot shapes. Attach with cornstarch mixture.
• With remaining purple fondant, create cow tails. Roll up small "snakes" and then using the modeling tool, tassel the tails.
• Attach heads to cow bodies using the cornstarch mixture. Let each cow's head rest on the others' backs for 2-3 hours or until set.
• Serve with pure, creamy milk. :).

PURPLE COW

Steps:

• Combine all ingredients in a blender.
• Blend until smooth.
• Pour into glass and drink immediately.

PURPLE PEOPLE-EATER

Steps:

• Spread the tops of the cupcakes with a mound of vanilla frosting. Spoon 1 tablespoon vanilla frosting into a small resealable bag. Tint the remaining vanilla frosting neon purple with the food coloring and place in a microwave-safe measuring cup., Line a cookie sheet with waxed paper. Cut the large marshmallows in half crosswise with scissors. Insert a pretzel stick into the side of each marshmallow to create the eyes. Cut the black licorice laces into eighteen 2-in. pieces. Cut the mini marshmallows in half on the diagonal to make the teeth. Soften the pink fruit chews in the microwave for no more than 3 seconds., Roll out each fruit chew into a 3-in. length. Cut into a long tongue with a rounded end. Press the back of a knife down the middle of the fruit chew to make the crease in the center of the tongue., Place a wire rack over a cookie sheet lined with waxed paper. Heat the neon purple frosting in the microwave, stirring every 10 seconds, until the frosting is the consistency of slightly whipped cream, about 25 to 30 seconds total. Holding the frosted cupcakes by the foil liners, dip the cupcakes just up to the liners. Allow the excess frosting to drip off before inverting cupcake. Transfer to the wire rack to set., Repeat with the remaining cupcakes. If the frosting becomes too thick, return to the microwave and heat for about 5 to 10 seconds longer, stirring well before dipping., Holding the marshmallow eyes by the pretzel end, dip the top half of the marshmallows into the frosting to make the eyelids. Transfer the marshmallows to the waxed paper-lined cookie sheet. While the frosting is still wet, add the black licorice lace along the dipped edge as the eyelid. Repeat with the remaining marshmallows. Snip a small corner from the bag with the vanilla frosting. Pipe a dot of frosting on the marshmallow area and add the brown M&M as a pupil. Let eyes set for about 30 minutes before assembling cupcakes., Spoon some of the remaining purple frosting on top of the dipped cupcakes and allow the frosting to drip over the sides., While frosting is still wet, add three to four cut mini marshmallow pieces as the teeth along one edge of the cupcakes. Insert three marshmallow eyes at different heights. Transfer to a serving platter and add the fruit chew tongue under the teeth.