COMATOSE BROWNIES
These brownies are fudgey, gooey, chewy and so dark they're almost unholy... Just one bite of this extremely dark brownie is all it takes to send you into a chocolate coma. Lightweights, beware! Enjoy with a tall glass of milk. Recommended pan size is 9x13. Recipe has been modified to include milk so the batter is no longer a thick dough in the end, but a more squidgy batter. The ending brownie will be fudgey all the same. Enjoy!
Provided by ToxicTeacaakes
Categories Dessert
Time 1h
Yield 24 brownies, 24 serving(s)
Number Of Ingredients 20
Steps:
- Preheat your oven to 325°F.
- In a saucepan, melt the butter over low heat.
- Add the sugar and stir, keeping the heat on. The mixture should have tiny bubbles and not be at a violent boil. We're not making candy, here.
- when the butter mixture appears shiny, remove from heat and add cocoa powder, baking powder and salt. (NOTE: You can use salted butter if you have it, just leave out the salt. Your brownies will be fine!) Beat *very* well.
- Add the vanilla and espresso and stir more gently. Make sure the batter has cooled enough before adding your eggs. If you wish you can temper your eggs while the batter is hot, but you really should let it cool down. . .
- Add the eggs all at once (or one at a time and beating well after each addition, Your preference) and beat well.
- Add the flour and gently stir together, then add the milk and gently stir until well combined. Your batter may look very thin and/or sticky. This is normal.
- The batter should be cool by now, enough to add your chocolate. Oh, the chocolate! NOTE: The more things you add, the drier the batter will be. The 1/4 cup milk is your safeguard against that. Add both the semi-sweet and bittersweet chocolates.
- Add the unsweetened chocolate and stir well. You'll need a strong arm to do this, but it'll be well worth it!
- Want to take it even further? Add the nuts, coconuts and raisins. If you added unsweetened chocolate the raisins will counteract nicely against it, and the coconut will add texture. Save 1/2 cup coconut to top the brownies with.
- Liberally grease a 9x13 baking pan with baking cooking spray -- and I do mean LIBERALLY.
- Pour (Or rather at this point -- spoon) the dark batter into the greased baking dish, being careful to get every bit of the powerful weapon you just created. Pat the batter so it's even. TIP: Use a silicone spatula for minimal sticking of the batter. Pat down so it's even, then top with remaining coconut.
- Caution: The batter (especially after all the additions) will be VERY HEAVY!
- Bake at 325 F for 35-40 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out "somewhat clean". NOTE: After all the additions, cooking time may take up to ONE HOUR.
- Cool completely before cutting. (Why: Fresh out of the oven, they won't cut properly and they will fall apart on you. After additions, the chocolate will all ooze everywhere. They MUST be completely cooled!).
- Brace yourself for the chocolate coma and enjoy.
Nutrition Facts : Calories 222.6, Fat 13.7, SaturatedFat 8.4, Cholesterol 40.2, Sodium 120.2, Carbohydrate 28.4, Fiber 4.3, Sugar 17, Protein 4.3
VEGAN BROWNIES
Try these soft, squidgy brownies, without the dairy or eggs. They're perfect for vegans and people following a dairy-free diet and taste utterly divine.
Provided by Cassie Best
Categories Afternoon tea, Dessert, Treat
Time 55m
Yield Makes 12
Number Of Ingredients 10
Steps:
- Heat oven to 170C/150C fan/gas 3½. Grease and line a 20cm square tin with baking parchment. Combine the flaxseed with 6 tbsp water and set aside for at least 5 mins.
- In a saucepan, melt 120g chocolate, the coffee and margarine with 60ml water on a low heat. Allow to cool slightly.
- Put the flour, almonds, cocoa, baking powder and ¼ tsp salt in a bowl and stir to remove any lumps. Using a hand whisk, mix the sugar into the melted chocolate mixture, and beat well until smooth and glossy, ensuring all the sugar is well dissolved. Stir in the flaxseed mixture, vanilla extract and remaining chocolate, then the flour mixture. Spoon into the prepared tin.
- Bake for 35-45 mins until a skewer inserted in the middle comes out clean with moist crumbs. Allow to cool in the tin completely, then cut into squares. Store in an airtight container and eat within three days.
Nutrition Facts : Calories 314 calories, Fat 16 grams fat, SaturatedFat 6 grams saturated fat, Carbohydrate 36 grams carbohydrates, Sugar 25 grams sugar, Fiber 3 grams fiber, Protein 5 grams protein, Sodium 0.3 milligram of sodium
(PRIVATE) LEAN COMATOSE BROWNIES
A leaner version of comatose brownies. This one is vegan friendly and will have the added flavor of bananas. Just one bite of this extremely dark brownie is all it takes to send you into a chocolate coma. Lightweights, beware! Enjoy with a tall glass of milk.
Provided by ToxicTeacaakes
Categories Dessert
Time 40m
Yield 24 brownies, 24 serving(s)
Number Of Ingredients 11
Steps:
- Preheat your oven to 325 F and generously grease a 9x13 baking dish with cooking spray.
- In a saucepan, melt the margarine over low heat.
- Add the sugar and stir, keeping the heat on. Don't let the mixture bubble! It should be shiny, however.
- Remove from heat and add cocoa powder, baking powder and salt. (NOTE: If the margarine is salted, leave out the teaspoon of salt or your brownies will be far too salty!) Beat *very* well.
- Add the vanilla and stir more gently, then add the pureed bananas.
- Add the flour and gently stir together.
- Once the batter has cooled down a bit, add the unsweetened chocolate. CAUTION: the more coarsely the unsweetened chocolate is chopped, the sharper the brownies will be. If you like almost sinfully dark brownies, then be daring --.
- Add the chocolate chips if you want. This will also tone down the sharpness (but not by much!).
- Pour the dark batter into the greased baking dish, being careful to get every bit of the batter.
- Bake at 325 F for 35-40 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out "somewhat clean".
- Cool completely before cutting.
- Brace yourself for the chocolate coma and enjoy.
Nutrition Facts : Calories 186.2, Fat 9.6, SaturatedFat 3.5, Sodium 174.2, Carbohydrate 28.3, Fiber 3.6, Sugar 17.8, Protein 2.8
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