Not Potato Salad Food

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT POTATO SALAD!

Steps:

• Place cauliflower in a large microwave-safe bowl, and pour 1/3 cup water over it. Cover and microwave until soft, 6 to 8 minutes. Once the bowl is cool enough to handle, drain any excess water, if needed.
• Put 2 cups cauliflower in a blender or food processor and set the rest aside. Add the mayonnaise, sour cream, Dijon mustard, ranch dressing or dip mix, non-dairy creamer, and 1/4 teaspoon salt. Puree or pulse until blended. Don't worry if the puree isn't completely smooth. Set aside.
• To the bowl with the remaining chopped cauliflower, add the onion, celery, egg whites, chives, dill, 2 tablespoons parsley, and rice vinegar. Add the pureed mixture and lightly stir to coat.
• Chill for several hours before serving. Garnish with paprika and additional parsley, if using. Mmmmm!

NOT YOUR MOMMA'S POTATO SALAD

Steps:

• Place potatoes in large pot of cold salted water and bring to a boil.
• Cook potatoes until they are tender, drain and cool.
• In a large bowl combine the miracle whip, sour cream, mustard, chili powder and cayenne pepper, stir to blend then add the cooled potatoes and toss gently.
• Next you will add the bacon, red and yellow peppers, green onions and cheese, toss gently, cover and put in refrigerator to chill for about 1 hour.
• When ready to serve garnish your potato salad with the chives, cheese and chili powder.

NEXT LEVEL POTATO SALAD

Steps:

• Tip the potatoes into a large pan of cold salted water. Bring to the boil, then simmer for 10 mins until tender to the tip of a knife.
• While the potatoes are cooking, whisk the mustard, vinegar, olive oil and chopped shallot together with a good pinch of salt and a grind of pepper. When the potatoes are cool enough to handle, peel if you prefer, then halve, quarter or cut them into bite-sized chunks if large, then toss in the mustard dressing until completely coated. Leave to cool completely.
• Meanwhile, mix the mayonnaise, soured cream, lemon juice and horseradish together. When the potatoes are cool, toss them through the mayonnaise mixture along with the spring onions. Tip into a dish and scatter with the crispy onions just before serving, or serve the crispy onions on the side for sprinkling over at the table.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT POTATO SALAD

Steps:

• 1. Place cauliflower in a large microwave safe bowl with 1/3 c. water. Cover and microwave until soft, 6-8 minutes. drain excess water.
• 2. Put 2 cups of the cauliflower in a blender of food processor (set aside the rest). To the blender, add mayo, sour cream, Dijonnaise,dressing/dip mix, creamer, and salt. Puree or pulse until blended. Don't worry if the puree is not completely smooth. Set aside. To the bowl with remaining chopped cauliflower, add all remaining ingredients. Add pureed mixture from the blender and lightly stir to coat.
• 3. Refrigerate for several hours before serving. Garnish with paprika and additional parsley, if you like. Mmmmmm!