Monkey Brains Burger Food

MONKEY BRAINS BURGER

Steps:

• Apply peanut butter to one slice of bread.
• Slice banana lengthwise or diagonal if you're trying to impress someone with your culinary skills; width-wise if you're just trying to feed a hungry child; spread banana slices over peanut butter.
• Plop the other slice of bread on top.
• Squish lightly to compress the ingredients.
• ALTERNATIVES: Honey or jam may be applied before adding the banana slices, although this would slightly alter the DNA perhaps resulting in a hybrid monkey, maybe even upgrading completely to a gorilla! Use with caution!

ABEHJERNE (MONKEY BRAINS)

Steps:

• Fry bacon in pan until crispy. Remove from pan and set aside, leaving bacon fat in the pan. Add onion to pan and sauté until slightly transparent.
• Add ground beef and cocktail sausages. Brown meat and sausage for 3 minutes, breaking meat up into smaller pieces.
• Stir in cream and tomatoes. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat, cover, and simmer for 20 minutes.
• Break up the bacon into bite size pieces or smaller. Add to mixture. Serve over cooked rice or hot pasta.