Garbage Salad Food

GARBAGE BAG TACO SALAD

Steps:

• Brown ground beef and onion in a skillet.
• Drain and set aside to slightly cool.
• Tear lettuce and place in clean garbage bag.
• Add tomatoes, beans, cheddar cheese, browned ground beef mixture, crushed Doritos and Catalina salad dressing.
• Shake bag to make sure all items are mixed and coated with salad dressing.
• Pour into a serving bowl.

GARBAGE SALAD WITH SWEET ITALIAN VINAIGRETTE

Steps:

• For the pancetta: Heat a medium skillet over low-medium heat and add the pancetta in a single layer. Cook, stirring occasionally, until crispy, 10 to 15 minutes. Remove to a paper towel-lined plate in a single layer until ready to top.
• For the sweet Italian vinaigrette: Put the parsley and thyme in a medium bowl and add the vinegar. Let stand for a few minutes, then whisk in some salt and pepper. Whisk in the garlic, oregano, mustard and honey. While whisking, slowly add the olive oil and whisk until combined.
• For the salad: Place the iceberg and romaine in a large bowl. Top with the red cabbage, mushrooms, carrots, tomatoes, Gorgonzola and pancetta. Before serving, pour in a healthy amount of dressing and mix well. Top with black pepper if desired.

GARBAGE SALAD AND CHAMPAGNE VINAIGRETTE

Steps:

• For the vinaigrette: In a medium bowl, whisk together the vinegar, parsley, mustard, oregano, thyme and garlic. While whisking, slowly add the olive oil. Season with salt and pepper and you're ready to rock.
• For the salad: Toss together the iceberg, romaine, mushrooms, carrots, celery, cheese and turkey in a large bowl, and place in the refrigerator until ready. Before serving, put a healthy amount of dressing, mix well and top with the anchovies and pepperoncini...you just cleaned your fridge!

GARBAGE SOUP

Steps:

• Mix all the ingredients in a large pot and simmer covered for 1 1/2 hours.
• You may now do one of two things: A- drain off the broth and reserve for future soup-making or use as any consomme, You may freeze it as well, adjust seasoning.
• B-Puree the veggies add back to the liquid and add any other ingredient you wish- leftover veggies, chicken, meat etc.
• This is truly a clean-the-fridge soup.

GARBAGE PLATE

Steps:

• Begin by placing the fries and mac salad onto your plate.
• Next add the cheeseburgers (or hot dogs) on top.
• Drizzle some mustard onto this.
• Pour a generous ladle of meat hot sauce over the plate.
• Sprinkle with chopped raw onions.
• Cut up your burgers and mix everything together with plenty of ketchup and Frank's Red Hot and sop up the juices with the Italian bread.