Drunken Chili Food

DRUNK DEER CHILI

Steps:

• Melt the butter in a large pot over medium heat. Cook the venison, beef, and pork in the melted butter until completely browned. Add the onion and jalapeno; cook until tender. Season with chili powder, cayenne pepper, and cumin.
• Stir in the stewed tomatoes, tomato sauce, garlic and beef bouillon. Pour the bourbon, beer, and water into the mixture and stir. Bring the chili to a boil; cover and reduce heat to medium-low; simmer about 1 hour, stirring frequently.

DRUNKEN CHILI

Steps:

• Add oil to large Dutch oven. Saute the onion, celery, green pepper, and garlic. Add the burger and cook until browned.
• Add remaining ingredients and bring to a boil. reduce to a simmer and simmer 30 minutes.
• Remove bay leaf and serve topped with some shredded cheddar cheese.

DRUNKEN NOODLES

Steps:

• Place rice noodles in a bowl and fill with hot water, separating the noodles with a fork or your hands; soak until softened, about 45 minutes.
• Whisk oyster sauce, white sugar, vinegar, and lime juice together in a bowl until sauce is smooth.
• Pour enough oil into a wok or large skillet to coat the bottom and turn to medium-high heat. Cook and stir onion, shallot, and garlic in hot oil until fragrant and slightly softened, 2 to 3 minutes. Add chicken and bell pepper; cook and stir until chicken is no longer pink, 5 to 7 minutes. Move chicken mixture to 1 side of wok.
• Pour egg into the hot wok; cook until it becomes slightly set, 1 to 2 minutes. Flip egg and cook until set, 1 to 2 minutes more. Break egg apart with a fork and stir into chicken mixture.
• Mix basil and sauce into chicken mixture. Drain noodles and add to chicken mixture; cook and stir until heated through, 2 to 3 minutes.

DRUNKEN CHICKEN MARINADE

Steps:

• Optional add-ins: garlic - I use powdered for the intensity- but crushed cloves of garlic will also be good...
• splash of cayenne pepper sauce Rotel chiles and tomatoes A-1 sweet and tangy sauce Sriracha (or any flavor Vietnamese-style) chili sauce Substitution: Vodka or honey mead for Cider...
• ---- Combine all ingredients and pour over meat to be marinated.
• The estimated amount above marinates about 2 1/2 to 3 lbs of chicken.
• Marinate in tightly sealed dish at minimum for about 1 1/2 hours (for mild intoxication;) I marinated overnight and had wonderful results.
• I hope you enjoy it

THAI DRUNKEN NOODLES

Steps:

• Soak the dried noodles in hot water for ten minutes or until they are soft and translucent. Drain and set it aside.
• Cut the chicken thigh meat into one-inch length pieces. Marinate with B for fifteen minutes.
• Place the bird's eye chilies and garlic into a mortar and grind them into a paste.
• Peel off the fibrous surface of the Chinese broccoli stem. Cut them into one to two inches sections.
• Slice each baby corns on the bias into three sections.
• Cut a large red chili into thin rings and remove the seeds.
• Clean the basil and use the leaves only.
• Heat some oil over low heat in the wok. Saute the garlic and chili until aromatic, which will take less than a minute.
• Add the chicken thigh meat and stir-fry over low to medium heat until it starts to turn color.
• Add the Chinese broccoli and baby corns to the wok. Continue stir-frying until the stem of the vegetable become soft.
• Add the noodles to the wok.
• Add all the seasoning D to the wok.
• Stir-fry over high heat until you can smell the wok aroma.
• Turn off the heat, and add the basil leaves and sliced red chilies. When all the leaves are wilted, transfer the noodles to the serving plate to serve immediately.

DRUNKEN CHILI

Steps:

• Heat oil in a large pot. Add beef and brown and season liberally with salt and pepper. Drain off most of the grease (can't believe I just typed that). Add the onions and cook until tender. Mix the masa with a little bit of water to dissolve then add to the pot. Next add all other ingredients except the mole and bring to a boil then lower heat and simmer for 30 minutes. Remove from heat and mix in the mole. To really set this chili off, serve with extra sharp grated cheddar cheese and creme Mexicana sour cream.

DRUNKEN NOODLES (PAD KEE MAO)

Steps:

• Work the 2 tablespoons of water into the sliced chicken with your hands until the chicken absorbs the liquid. Add 1 teaspoon soy sauce, 1 teaspoon oil, and 2 teaspoons cornstarch, and mix until the chicken is evenly coated. Set aside for 20 minutes.
• Follow the directions on the rice noodle package to prepare your noodles. What we usually do is prepare a stainless steel bowl with hot tap water to soak the noodles for about 15 minutes. Then we just drain them and set aside for cooking.
• Stir together the dissolved brown sugar mixture, soy sauces, fish sauce, oyster sauce, and white pepper in a small bowl and set aside.
• Heat your wok until it's close to smoking, and spread 2 tablespoons of oil around the perimeter of the wok. Add the chicken and let it sear for 1 minute on each side until it's about 90% cooked. Remove from the wok and set aside. If the heat was high enough and you seared the meat correctly, your wok should be still clean with nothing sticking to it. If not, you can wash the wok to prevent the rice noodles from sticking.
• Continue with the wok on high heat and add 1 tablespoon of oil, along with the garlic and grated ginger.
• After a few seconds, add the shallots. Stir fry for 20 seconds and add the scallions, chili peppers, basil, baby corn and shaoxing wine. Stir-fry for another 20 seconds and add in the rice noodles. Use a scooping motion to mix everything for another minute until the noodles warm up.
• Next, add the prepared sauce mixture and stir-fry at the highest heat for about 1 minute until the noodles are uniform in color. Take care to use your metal spatula to scrape the bottom of the wok to prevent sticking.
• Add the seared chicken and stir-fry for another 1 to 2 minutes.
• Serve!

DRUNKEN NOODLES

Steps:

• Cook noodles according to package instructions.
• Mix sauce in a small bowl and set aside.
• Heat 1 tablespoon of oil in wok or large skillet over high heat. Add shallots and carrot and cook for 2 minutes. Add another tablespoon of oil to the pan. Add chicken and season with pepper. Add garlic and ginger and cook for 10 seconds. Add bell pepper, zucchini, tomato and the whites of the chopped green onion and cook for 2 minutes.
• Add noodles to the pan and pour the sauce over the noodles. Toss and cook for a few minutes until warmed through. Remove from heat and stir in chopped basil.
• Serve immediately, garnished with remaining green onion and extra chili sauce, sriracha, or crushed red pepper, for added spice.