Roast Beast Food

THE ROAST BEAST MASTER WITH CRISPY ONIONS AND CREAMY HORSERADISH SAUCE

Steps:

• For the horseradish sauce: In a bowl, mix the mayonnaise, sour cream, horseradish, honey and Dijon. Season with salt and pepper.
• For the onions: Pour the buttermilk over the onions and let them sit for about 30 minutes.
• Heat 3 inches of oil to 350 degrees F in a medium Dutch oven.
• Whisk together the flour, cayenne, paprika and some salt and pepper. Remove the onions from the buttermilk and toss them in the flour until thoroughly coated. Fry in batches until the batter is golden, 2 to 3 minutes. Let drain on paper towels and season with salt while hot.
• For the sandwich build: On the toasted onion rolls, begin with a slice of Cheddar, pile the meat high, add as many crispy onions as the sandwich will hold and schmear the top bun with a healthy portion of horseradish sauce.

CROCK POT ROAST BEAST (BEEF - CAN USE MOOSE OR OTHER WILD GAME)

Steps:

• Spray crock pot with PAM.
• Place roast in crock pot.
• Empty contents of soup mix, gravy, and both salad dressing envelopes over roast in crock pot - sprinkling evenly.
• Add wine.
• Add sliced mushrooms.
• Sprinkle thyme over top of all.
• Cover and cook on low for 8 - 10 hours.
• I use the drippings to make a delicious, flavorful gravy.

IRISH ROAST BEAST

Steps:

• Spray the inside of a 4 to 6 quart slow cooker with non-stick cooking spray (or preheat oven to 325 degrees with rack in the middle).
• Mix all the ingredients, except the meat and gravy mix, in a large bowl.
• FOR THE SLOW COOKER: Put half a cup of the sauce mixture in the bottom of the slow cooker. Set the meat in and pour the rest of the sauce over the top.
• Turn the slow cooker to low and cook for 8 to 10 hours (or if you are late putting roast in cooker, cook on high for 6 to 7 hours) When the meat is easily pierced with a fork, remove from the sauce and cut into chunks and put on a platter. Cover platter with foil to keep meat warm.
• Turn the slow cooker to high and sprinkle in the packet of beef gravy mix. Stir until sauce has thickened.
• To serve, drizzle some of the sauce over the meat on the platter. Put the rest of the sauce in a gravy boat or small pitcher for the table.
• INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE OVEN: Spray the inside of the roasting pan with non-stick cooking spray.
• Follow the directions as above and cover the pan tightly with heavy-duty aluminum foil.
• Bake in preheated 325 degree oven for 5 to 6 hours or until easily pierced with a fork. Take off the foil and let brown in oven for another 45 minutes. Remove meat from sauce and cut into chunks and put on a platter. Cover platter with foil to keep meat warm.
• Pour the sauce into a saucepan and sprinkle with beef gravy mix; thicken over medium heat and serve, as described above.

ROAST BEAST

Steps:

• rub/massage mix over all meat and put in fridge for overnight/4hours.
• let stand on counter for 1or 2 hours before you want to cook (bake close to room temp).
• preheat oven to 450.
• cover with a lot of Pepper and Salt - thicker the roast add more.
• cut up celery/carrots/onions.
• toss w salt pepper and oil put in the bottom of pan.
• put roast on top of veggies.
• pour 1 cup chicken broth, 1 cup red/white wine, 1 or 2 bay leafs.
• also have 1 cup of broth ready in case it gets dry on bottom of pan.
• bake at 450 for 20-30 mins( good brown color).
• turn oven down to 350 - cook until 120 for med rare- 125/130 for med.
• remove roast - put on plate cover with foil - let stand at least as long as you cook it.
• remove veggies.
• add 1 or 2 table spoons of cornstarch - mix w milk/water - add to pan drippings.
• put back in heated oven -stir at 5 mins - 10 mins your gravy is done.

THE BEST OVEN ROASTED BEEF EVER!

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 325F.
• Rub salt and pepper into beef roast.
• Massage mustard into beef roast.
• Set beef roast in desired roasting pan and cover with sliced onions.
• Add a small amount of water to the bottom of the pan if you wish.
• Cover with aluminum foil and roast about 1 hour.
• Uncover and roast for 30 minutes more.
• Cooking time will be less for medium/rare. Use a meat thermometer as your guide.
• Remove roast from oven and transfer roast and onions to serving dish. Cover with foil and LET REST FOR 20 MINUTES.
• Place roaster pan on burner (or transfer liquids to burner-safe pan) on medium heat and whisk in flour to create a gravy.
• Slice beef very thinly and serve with mashed potatoes, roasted veggies, and gravy.

MOM'S ROAST BEEF

Steps:

• In a Dutch oven, heat oil over medium heat; brown roast on all sides. Remove from pan. Mix garlic and seasonings; sprinkle over roast., Add onion to same pan; cook and stir over medium heat until tender; stir in bouillon, coffee and 3/4 cup water. Add roast; bring to a boil. Reduce heat; simmer, covered, until meat is tender, about 2-1/2 hours., Remove roast from pan, reserving cooking juices. Tent with foil; let stand 10 minutes before slicing., Mix flour and cold water until smooth; stir into cooking juices. Bring to a boil, stirring constantly. Cook and stir until thickened, 1-2 minutes. Serve with roast.

ROAST BEAST (OK, BEEF)

Steps:

• Mix all the spices and the salt together. Moisten the roast with a little bit of water so the spices will stick. Sprinkle the mixture all over the roast and rub or press it in with your hand. Spank that puppy! Show him who's boss!
• Place the roast, fat side up, in the center of a large roasting pan. Spread the onions, carrots and potatoes all around the roast. Don't worry, they're all friends and won't mind the close proximity. Roast in the oven at 375° for 15-20 minutes per pound depending on how silent you like your beef. Stir the vegetables about every 20 minutes, which will coat them with the juices and spices. Your best bet is to use a meat thermometer. Unless you're God, in which case you won't be needing THAT! Ha-Ha!
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• Ok then, for rare beef, remove the meat from the oven at about 115-120°. For medium around 135-140°. Let the roast rest (shhh!), preferably 10-20 minutes. The internal temperature will go up 5-10° during that time. If you are cooking a smaller roast or the veggies are still hardened criminals, continue to cook them while the roast takes her nap. Slice and serve your moo with a heapin' helpin' of veggies. And thank the cow. She kinda gave up a lot.