Party Ryes Food

PARTY RYE SANDWICHES

Steps:

• Brown sausage and ground beef.
• Chop in skillet till in fine pieces.
• Drain.
• Add tabasco and Velveeta cheese and mix until melted.
• Spread on the small party rye bread.
• Bake at 300 degrees until hot, usually 10-15 minutes.
• These are easy to prepare in advance.
• freeze then, when needed pop them into the oven for impromptu parties.

RYE BREAD PARTY PIZZAS

Steps:

• Heat a large skillet over medium-high heat and add the oil. Cook the beef, onion and garlic until browned, about 8 minutes. Remove from the heat and drain off any excess fat. Mix in the ketchup, Worcestershire, hot sauce and some salt and pepper. Stir in the processed cheese and pepper jack until melted.
• Put the rye slices on a baking sheet and add a small scoop of filling to each one. Pat down slightly to stick it to the bread, then flash-freeze for 45 minutes. Store in freezer in resealable plastic bags until using.
• To bake, preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Bake from frozen state until the cheese is melted and bubbly, about 25 minutes. Sprinkle with green onions before serving.

RYE BREAD PARTY PIZZAS

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Line a medium baking sheet with aluminum foil.
• Place ground beef and ground pork sausage in a large, deep skillet. Cook over medium high heat until evenly brown. Drain and set aside.
• Place processed cheese food in a large, microwave safe bowl. Microwave on high 3 to 4 minutes, or until processed cheese food is melted.
• Into the bowl with melted processed cheese food, mix Worcestershire sauce and ketchup. When thoroughly blended, mix in beef and pork.
• Place approximately 2 tablespoons of the mixture on each slice of cocktail rye bread.
• Arrange cocktail rye bread slices in a single layer on the prepared baking sheet. Bake in the preheated oven 10 to 15 minutes, or until lightly browned and crisp.

GAME DAY CUCUMBER PARTY RYES

Steps:

• 1. Mix dip mix with cream cheese, 1 tsp. dill, cracked pepper and sour cream. Spread on party rye slices. Top with a cucumber slice (or Roma tomato slice). Sprinkle with dry dill weed.
• 2. Top with additional toppings, if desired.
• 3. ***Instead of cucumber slices, I sometimes also make half with a slice of Roma Tomato for an attractive party platter.

PARTY PIZZAS

Steps:

• In a large skillet over medium heat, cook beef and sausage until no longer pink; drain. Add the cheese, Worcestershire sauce, ketchup and seasonings; stir until cheese is melted. Spread 1 to 2 tablespoons hot mixture on each bread slice. Place on ungreased baking sheets., Freeze pizzas or bake at 350° for 10-15 minutes or until heated through. , To use frozen pizzas: Bake at 350° for 15-20 minutes or until heated through.

PARTY RYE HORS D'OEUVRES

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
• Mix cheese, olives, onions, and mayonnaise (just enough mayo to get to spreading consistency).
• Spread mixture on slices of rye bread (not too thin).
• Place bread on baking sheet and bake in hot oven until cheese melts, about 5 -7 minutes.
• Devour! But be careful -- it will singe the roof of your mouth if you're not careful. (;.

VALENTINE’S DAY PARTY RYES FOR DIVORCéES

Steps:

• Round up all the gals in the subdivision, 'cause this Valentine's Day is going to be a blast! No more sitting at home moping and drooling over Keith Olbermann. Not this year. No, ma'am! In a large glass pitcher mix 2 cups vodka, 1/2 cup Grand Marnier, 1/2 cup cranberry juice, and lime juice, 'cause you sassy ladies are gonna drink cosmos! Wooo!
• Call the boys too-they will love this! (Note: if you live in a so-called red state and can't locate 4 gay men, look for attractive, single, good-smelling men over the age of forty.)
• Preheat oven to 375°F. Cut hot dogs into small rounds. Place slices of rye bread on a baking sheet, top with hot-dog rounds, and cover with Swiss cheese. Bake in oven until cheese is melted and bread is toasted. Remove from oven, cut each piece of bread into quarters, and arrange on a platter in an attractive fashion.
• When guests arrive, serve cosmos with party ryes. Some suggestions for activities include:
• Dance contest to empowering Martina McBride music, using aerobics moves you learned at Curves
• Pin the tail on the trophy wife
• Watch First Wives Club and drink every time Bette Midler delivers a snappy insult to ex-husband
• Alter old wedding dresses into cute halter tops or jaunty berets
• Duck duck Grey Goose
• Uh-oh! Sexy Officer Thunder has arrived to issue a noise complaint!
• Most of all, keep the cosmos flowing to ensure a good time for all!