Faux Moo Pie Food

FAUX PECAN PIE (WITH OATMEAL)

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
• In medium bowl, with fork, beat eggs lightly.
• Beat in corn syrup, sugar, butter or margarine, vanilla and salt until blended.
• Stir in oats.
• Pour into pie shell.
• Bake 45 to 55 minutes or until puffed.
• The centre should be slightly jiggly.
• Cool.

MOO-LESS CHOCOLATE PIE

Steps:

• Over a double boiler or in a microwave, melt the chocolate and coffee liqueur together, stir in vanilla.
• Combine the tofu, chocolate mixture, and honey in a blender jar, liquefy until smooth.
• Pour the filling into the crust and refrigerate for 2 hours, or until the filling is set.

MOO-LESS CHOCOLATE PIE II

Steps:

• Place a small metal bowl over a saucepan with simmering water.
• Melt the chocolate and coffee liqueur in the bowl.
• Stir in vanilla.
• Combine the tofu, chocolate mixture, and honey in the blender jar.
• Liquefy until smooth.
• Blend in nuts.
• Pour the filling into the crust and refrigerate for 2 hours, or until the filling is set.

FAUX PECAN PIE (NOT OATMEAL)

Steps:

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• Beat eggs and add sugar, butter, corn syrup and vanilla. Mix well.
• Pour into unbaked pie shell.
• Set aside.
• Pretzels, butter and sugar are ingredients for topping.
• Place pretzels in a plastic and crush using a rolling pin. DO NOT PULVARIZE.
• Mix melted butter and sugar in a mixing bowl.
• Empty crushed pretzels into bowl with butter and sugar and mix well to coat pretzels.
• Put pretzel mixture on top of pie filling.
• Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour.
• Cool before slicing.
• NOTE: Buy twisted pretzels rather than straight. (twisted pretzels more closely resemble chopped pecans).
• Margarine may be used instead of butter but taste will not be as good.

MOO-LESS CHOCOLATE PIE BY ALTON BROWN

Steps:

• Place a small metal bowl over a saucepan with simmering water. Melt the chocolate and coffee liqueur in the bowl. Stir in vanilla.
• Combine the tofu, chocolate mixture, and honey in the blender jar. Liquefy until smooth.
• Pour the filling into the crust and refrigerate for 2 hours, or until the filling is set. Don't pause in this step or it might set up before you finish getting it into the pan! If it does it's okay but it makes it difficult to spread into the pan.
• Note: I have bad luck finding a good prepared chocolate wafer crust so I use a prepared graham cracker crust.
• Optional: Add a dollop of cool whip or dump the whole tub on the cake like a meringue. I think it's too rich this way, my husband loves it.